D: why do owls always look like pompous smartasses?
smug little f**kers
me: because they are wise
D: bullshit
they act all wise and hope we don’t catch on
me: i believe them
and when i don’t, they peck my eyes out
D: true
you are a little mousy…
[insert eyebrow dance here]
me: oooohhhhhh
that was both puntastic
and below the belt
D: gratzo
I was preying it wasn’t too owlbvious
but thought I’d wing it anyway
this is such a hoot