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ZONG! I started early!

me:
it seems to be the day where people in my life tell me nice things about me
i like it
G:
well enjoy it while you can.
I’m not supposed to tell you but we all colluded and decided tomorrow is the day we all mock you.
me:
oh?
well, thanks for the warning
G:
shhh you didn’t hear it from me
me:
i'll try to keep my wits about me, so i can hold my own
G:
be strong
me:
will do, and i'll try to be witty as well
mockery is only funny when its shared
G:
no one expects miracles honey
ZONG! I started early!
me:
nice

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i stand corrected

(it seems I have offended with my misquoting of The Princess Bride. I promise, it won't happen again)
G:
FOR SHAME!!
"BYE BYE BOYS...have fun storming the castle"
[THEY LEAVE]
Wife "Do you think it'll Work?"
Max "It'll take a miracle."
me:
i stand corrected
G:
indeed
misquoting the princess bride is ground for divorce
me:
its is a shame, but my only copy is on vhs
its been a while
G:
mine too in fact.
still
me:
i'm sorry hon, are we divorced now?
G:
no you're forgiven
this time
just dont go try quoting the neverending story with that disregard to detail...

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who's rubbing who..and are there photos?

G:
I am not replying to annoying email. I am mature I am wise. I am mature, I am wise.
me:
you are mature
you are wise
i am singing along with Mariah Carey
i am not mature
or wise
i am silly
G:
lol
you ARE silly
me:
i KNOW
i'm in love & the new girl is rubbing off
this combination has created a WHOLE NEW SANDY
G:
who's rubbing who..and are there photos?
me:
ha
not that kind of rubbing
more a theoretical way
G:
but....
thats the GOOD kind!

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he's gonna show up with a fuckin boombox

G:
aww how romantic of you
me:
we're so romantic together
G:
lol
me:
he's gonna show up with a fuckin boombox
we're so romantic i'm gonna push him down a hill while he says "aaassss youuuuu wiiiiissshhhhhh"
G:
hahahaha awesome! do it!
can I be fezzik?
me:
YES
G:
you should have a princess bride wedding
me:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G:
I know...brilliant!
me:
it would actually be Labryinth
its what brought us together, really
G:
then I'll be Ludo
me:
=D
yes, yes you will
G:
SANDY>>>FRIEND
me:
i <3 you ludo-G
G:
lol

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thats one of the things I love most about you

G:
=P
me:
did you know i was talking about you?
G:
obviously I felt a disturbance in the force
me:
i was telling about my mom's calling me out on FB
G:
ahhh
to who?
me:
new sandy
who is AWESOME
G:
cool
im glad. She has to be super awesome to fill your shoes though
me:
she really really is
you'd love her
G:
yeah?
me:
she's less slutty than me
G:
but thats one of the things I love most about you

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could ryan gossiling play him?

me:
note passed during conference call-
me to new sandy-"he wants me to meet his parents. and i want to"
her- "you're SCREWED"
G:
hahaha
start shopping for a white gown
wait..not white
red?
me:
hot pink, actually
G:
whoa it IS serious. LOL
me:
yes
G:
thank god for people who go to makeout parties
me:
he says “well, between meeting at a makeout party, and everything since, plus the whole you going away thing, its the makings of a romance movie for sure”
G:
he better show up in whatever weird place you’re going to on a stormy afternoon with roses. you be in a flowerprint dress and kiss hard in the rain on the porch of a farm...
could ryan gossiling play him?

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so proud

G:
did you fuck him?
me:
NOPE
i turned him down =)
G:
LOL I love the all caps..so proud!
me:
i AM
G:
woo he tried..good
so far i like him
me:
he tried well too
G:
hmm
me:
yeah weird....

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whats his name and how will I best mock him?

G:
so you called him?
me:
yeah
i like him
G:
interesting...whats his name and how will I best mock him?
me:
HAHAHA
N said today at lunch "if G were here he would mock him"
G:
she is a wise woman
me:
indeed
i don't yet know how you will mock him
G:
his name is close to jim halpert
but not really mock worthy
me:
yeah, but jim halpert = hotness
G:
im sure ill come up with something while you talk about him
me:
true
he's super geeky and a hippie
and a hipster
G:
oh my
what kind of pants?
me:
doesn't dress hipster
G:
okay then
you’re lucky
i have a bunch of elvis costello jokes in my aresenal

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I’m just the guru here, not god

me:
answer my question!
G:
you
answer
it
me:
if i could i wouldn't ask you
G:
I’m just the guru here, not god.
me:
mmmmm
you could be god
you'd be good at that
G:
if I were the whole world should be super duper pissed
me:
hahahaha
G:
put that on your blog and make all your girlfriends respect me more. cuz you have hot friends.
me:
its going on there, don't worry
G:
=P
me:
want me to keep "you have hot friends"?
or cut that out
G:
sure I’m shameless
plus chicks like knowing when you think they're hot.
me:
as long as its presented well.
G:
right..and i think most of your girlfriends are smart and mature enough to not be offended by my frankness.
me:
i'm sure they would appreciate it

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