Notes August 23, 2010 unnecessarily long chat about Labyrinth D:Jennifer Connelly has such a crush on me me:really? how do you know? D:did you know we were born near each other almost on the same day? me:no D:she writes to me constantly me:wow, you're so lucky how are you not together RIGHT NOW? D:100 miles and 4 days between our hearts me:awwwwww you should propose to her with a magic glass ball that holds all her dreams D:Paul Bettany is married to her not that I know all this shit about her or anything... (looks innocent) me:well, clearly, he is not meant to be with her she wants you, you just have to make that move D:no but I can wait me:well thats very generous of you D:I'm no homewrecker me:i think Jennifer Connelly is a good reason to home wreck D:true me:i'd fuck up Iman if I thought i had one smidgen of a chance with Bowie D:plus that dude's probably a choad me:totes does every man i know have a crush on her D:on whom? JC? me:yes D:I will kick their asses me:HAHAHAHA D:she wants ME eh, I suppose I could share my imaginary girlfriend me:why bother? if its imaginary, it should be perfect D:true me:is it wrong that as adults, Labyrinth makes us want to have sex? D:not at all me:but then, bowie ALWAYS makes me want sex even when he's dancing in a unitard with mick jagger D:true it's his magic goblin king powers me:oh yes he can have power over me anytime thats one hot goblin D:also, saying something about guys drooling over JC when you are busy lusting after Bowie is kind of a non-sequitur me:it seems to sequit just fine to me and i get the JC crush its more surprise at its depth i mean, i may have a crush on her wow, am i two kinds of gay? D:apparently me:hmmmm D:it's different with me though cause she crushes on me... I'm kinda meh about her me:you know, i have that same issue with Johnny Depp he totes wants me but me? i'm all "I don't know Johnny, the sequels to Pirates made me really lose respect for you" Filed under D Jennifer Connelly David Bowie Johnny Depp