D: happy belated birthday
me: it may be
the most
beautiful thing
i have ever seen
D: =)
maybe it needs a bacon princess or something?
me: BACON PRINCESS?!?!
you taunt me
D: I do
I don’t dig on swine royalty
me: the legs are really the clencher in this picture
and you really don’t dig on swine, so i guess i can forgive the lack of bacon wrapped around that unicornonthecob
D: yes
sorry
me: its cool
i respect your choices
plus, it has a rainbow
so still rad