me: i so thought the dog was going to be dead in that video
so creepy
D: eww
come on. Even I (barely) have (low) standards…
me: i know, i know
i totally underestimated you
D: I mean… dead people? Sure. Dead dogs or cats? hells no
me: ha, of course!
sorry to have offended by not realizing your loyalty to the safety of animals
i should have known from your LOL cat addiction