sandy chats

way too much

Notes

names changed to protect the smelly

him:
he has started wearing Axe the last couple of weeks
and it f'ing stinks up the whole apartment. is there a way to subtly tell him?
I know I am a bit sensitive to perfumes and such...
but...
is there an advice columnist for issues like this?
passive aggressive notes,com?
me:
i think you just tell him you're sensitive
perhaps he could be less....vigorous? in his application of the Axe
him:
yes
it's the amount really
like I had to close my door this morning
maybe if I walk up and sneeze on him violently
me:
or, idk, TALK to him?
you know, the straightforward grown up approach?
him:
that might be crazy enough to work
me:
i know, right?
i'm trying being a grown up
i'll let you know how it goes
him:
jeez
what's next? doing my laundry and cleaning my room?
me:
seriously

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