![D: why do owls always look like pompous smartasses?smug little f**kersme: because they are wiseD: bullshitthey act all wise and hope we don’t catch onme: i believe themand when i don’t, they peck my eyes outD: trueyou are a little mousy…[insert eyebrow dance here]me: oooohhhhhhthat was both puntasticand below the beltD: gratzoI was preying it wasn’t too owlbviousbut thought I’d wing it anywaythis is such a hoot](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7opczNdXY1qcsmg9o1_400.jpg)
D: why do owls always look like pompous smartasses?
smug little f**kers
me: because they are wise
D: bullshit
they act all wise and hope we don’t catch on
me: i believe them
and when i don’t, they peck my eyes out
D: true
you are a little mousy…
[insert eyebrow dance here]
me: oooohhhhhh
that was both puntastic
and below the belt
D: gratzo
I was preying it wasn’t too owlbvious
but thought I’d wing it anyway
this is such a hoot