D: whoa
I’m feeling my cattiness rise just looking at her
me: DUDE
that was my outfit for tonight
D: her eye makeup is a bit too subtle
me: yes, she needs more eyeliner
D: right?
and pants
me: no, less pants. but perhaps taller shoes?
D: whats with all these girls not wearing pants these days?
me: that’s technically a dress
D: well, sure
sort of almost on a technicality
looks more like a too-big zipper cardigan to me
and get off my lawn!
seriously
the dude in me enjoys the no-pants view (and the tights as pants) but the person in me who has some taste … usually another story
me: um, wait just one minute
you read Jezebel?