sandy chats

way too much

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awesome and creepy

me:
in other news, i emailed my friend to hang out, and he's busy going to tranny karaoke
JA:
hah
me:
i have friends for whom tranny karaoke is an average Saturday night
i think thats .... well, awesome and creepy
JA:
awesome
me:
and this from a conversation that started with the evils of photo retouching and a debate about the best way to approach it.
JA:
huh
me:
he's my most feminist friend at the moment, i think
JA:
interesting

Filed under JA tranny karaoke photo retouching feminism

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11 is so coy

(because there is nothing better than smiling seals - www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-ultimate-collection-of-seals-smiling)
me:
OMG seal #28 is photo bombing!!
D:
11 is so coy
me:
she's just playing hard to get
while #12, he can see inside your soul
D:
yes
I ... I almost posted this to FB with the line "Humpday's seal of approval"
my fingers are still hovering over the enter key even now...
me:
oh....i like it
enter, press enter!
D:
done
damn my hide
I hate to club people over the head with my humor...
me:
d'oh
i was just going to make that joke
or a version thereof
D:
sorry
I didn't mean to seal it
me:
hahahahahaha
also, look at #18
i didn't know other species did that Facebook style photo!
D:
I like #20
me:
me too!
he's so funny
D:
although 26 is a smug bastard
me:
well, he's the best swimmer in the world
he can afford to be
#27 - thats a seal club i'd join
D:
well played
me:
also, #29 is running for Miss Seal 2010
she'd really like your vote
and for my last seal comment,
#30 is clearly looking for a caption
"How yooou dooohrin?"
D:
ahha
yes

Filed under D seals photo bomb puns

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intense critique of weblinks

me:
you're welcome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wouG4GpL1-I
D:
29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7prn7Moao1qzntt7o1_500.jpg
me:
had you stuck with car, i would like it more
D:
this my little Pony would be better remixed as singing Fuck You
me:
ha, totes
i can't believe someone staged my little pony THEATER
and that they aren't my best friend ever

Filed under D critique my little pony theater LOL cats

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ZONG! I started early!

me:
it seems to be the day where people in my life tell me nice things about me
i like it
G:
well enjoy it while you can.
I’m not supposed to tell you but we all colluded and decided tomorrow is the day we all mock you.
me:
oh?
well, thanks for the warning
G:
shhh you didn’t hear it from me
me:
i'll try to keep my wits about me, so i can hold my own
G:
be strong
me:
will do, and i'll try to be witty as well
mockery is only funny when its shared
G:
no one expects miracles honey
ZONG! I started early!
me:
nice

Filed under G compliments mockery

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not shocked really

D:
so am thinking more of a rock (ish) show for Friday
maybe even play electric?
me:
oh?
interesting
D:
yeah - if I do play acoustic will use my distortion pedal and an amp
and a pick
because of playing opening for a band
me:
nice
D:
time to dust off the spandex...
me:
YES!
D:
wait
me:
if you wear spandex, i will go see that show
D:
have you seen my Spinal Tap tribute show pics
me:
um, NO
and WHY NOT?
D:
one sec
there are others but kinda scattered around
me:
i'm .....
well, not shocked really
but... amused?
definitely
DEFINITELY
LMAO
D:
someone even made us a Stonehenge

Filed under D Spinal Tap Stonehenge spandex

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we are sisters in spicy meat

me:
i forgot to tell you something REALLY important
JZ:
oh yes?
me:
this place
1492food.com
has chorizo
LOLLIPOPS
Chupachups de Chorizo
JZ:
oh sweet jesus
me:
"Crispy lollipops with chorizo and tetilla cheese"
it was
DELICIOUS
JZ:
wow that's a great menu
i just may have to try it some time!
me:
its really great
but, yes, chorizo. lollipops. are amazing.
JZ:
that's very good to know, thank you!
me:
sure
you know where chorizo is concerned, i have to tell you
JZ:
we are sisters in spicy meat

Filed under JZ chorizo lollipops 1492 food

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it's like a mullet

D:
newyork.craigslist.org/que/mis/1916260271.html
oohlala!
me:
wow
i am so all over him now
breed? yes please! i'd love to make babies with a random CL ad
D:
haha
I wonder if the inability to find CAPSLOCK is genetic
me:
god, i hope NOT FOR THE SAKE OF THE BABIES
do people think all caps is really more likely to be read?
D:
yes
or easier to read
me:
but, it really isn't
its an assault on my senses
D:
it's like a mullet
the only people who know what it is are the ones who don't have/do it

Filed under D mullet craigs list missed connections